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Beer... Now there's a temporary solution

Sun May 4, 2008, 5:02 AM
I can’t remember the last time I was completely sober. It hasn’t been too long, but it’s enough for me to be unable to pinpoint how long it’s been.
Regardless, I have a recollection of the last 3 days, for what it’s worth.

The day 3 days ago:
Three beerholics meet up to go hiking and eat pizza on the mountain. We hiked around 7-9 minutes due to my friend’s poor choice of shoes. Ate the food, drank the beer, killed some spiders that had a tendency of stalking me, until it all turned into a roleplay with a Beirut alcoholic , an urban ballerina , and me - the hyperactive child.

The day 2 days ago:
I got wasted on a bus ride to a town somewhere with my friend. By the time we got there, we were fairly tipsy. What followed was a camp fire in pitch darkness up on a mountain, with the one of the most beautiful skies I had seen. Now I know how a thousand diamonds strewn across a blue blanket look like. And then on some electro party on the same mountain. I just know I strolled around with a beer and a Gauloises in my hand singing “..up on a mountain.. beyond electric dreams..” by Bad Religion.

The day 1 day ago:
I remember having breakfast at our hosts in the town far far away. I remember walking around that town while my friend (also mentioned as the urban ballerina and the person getting drunk with me on a bus) was trying out wedding gowns in stores, pretending she was getting married. And then, I recall some book reading while some hornets are flying around and some 10 year old kids that look like born and raised in Texas are shooting an air-gun near by. And a bus ride back home.

Today:
I just took a shower. Now I have to go to some meeting. I’ll drink more beer. I should cut down on my cigarettes though.
And I don’t think I can remember a lot more than that right now.

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: A Quai - Yann Tiersen
  • Reading: Hitchiker's Guide, for the third time now.
  • Watching: The Big Bang Theory, Episode 14T
  • Playing: I wish my 'Sacred' CD would find me.
  • Eating: Beer.
  • Drinking: Beer.

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:iconzewlean:
:ahoy:

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I'm not living I'm just killing time !!!
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:iconthornedvenom:
I ain't needin' no stinkin' beer! Don't be drunk on beer, be drunk on life. ;P

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Do not ask much from life. Take it.
:iconcount-zero-overdrive:
If you are Mr. Burns, that might be true.

Quote:
"Smithers, this beer isn't working, I don't feel any younger or funkier."
~Mr. Burns

There's your problem. :)
:iconthornedvenom:
Excellent.

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Do not ask much from life. Take it.
:iconmadclownjack:
Easy on the beer darlin :) You gonna grow chesthair...

Anyway, we've all been there (some of us last thursday) so there's no need for bragging methinks

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Non timetis messor.
:iconcount-zero-overdrive:
Oh no worries dear, that's my usual thing.
And since I didn't get chest hair, or a beer belly by now (now I'm bragging:)), I doubt there is a chance I ever will.

Maybe I'll bump into you some Thursday in Beerland accidentally, who knows?
:iconmadclownjack:
Sure thing love.
Ill be the guy hogging all the Heineken :)

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Non timetis messor.

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